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Thursday, August 05, 2004

Why is your radio so loud it makes my fat jiggle? And other weird practices of American youth.

If there is one thing I never understood about High School and college guys, it's why they have to have the radio so loud! I sound like an old lady here, but I just had a guy drive by with the radio so loud and the bass so high that my butt literally vibrated and the pictures on the wall shook. The other thing I don't understand is revving the motor when a guy sees a cute girl in the car next to him. When I was in HS, I had this blue Grand am that had a bolt loose in the motor, so when you revved the motor it roared like the biggest thing you've ever seen! It was sooo funny! We would always have these frat boys come home for the summer, so whenever they would be next to me and my friend, and they would start the engine thing, I always beat them, and make them so mad. But its ridiculous, it impresses no one. It ranks up there with the saggy pants and snot launching. I also don't get the cosmetic surgery thing. It's like all I have heard since the beginning of hs is how this person was getting a rhinopasty or breast augmentation. It was crazy! I am still technically in that lovely age category, and don't even understand it.

Now street racing is the only thing I really understand. Life at 300mph is pretty sweet!:D