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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Where fashion went wrong

After a short walk through wal- mart today I saw quite a few things that should have never happened when it comes to clothing, so in celebration of my new clothing business and Mary Kay cosmetics business, here is my personal list of things that never should have happened in the world of fashion!

1. Children's thong undies, or any type of sexy lingerie aimed at the 3-12 year olds
2. The lingerie as clothing trend in general when it comes to children, and adults should use it with caution
3. super lo rise jeans, or any thing else with the word "super " referring to the small size
4. anything that screams "divorced 40 something housewife" like tanning until orange, dressing like britney spears, and super bleached hair
5. cropped pants on the short legged
6. bandeau tops
7. swimsuit tops that can fall off!
8. donatella versace(atleast most of her creations)
9. Large, round sequins not used properly
10 toeless tights
11. Neon colors
12. micro anything (other than micro fiber)
13.dark lip liner
14. high waisted "mom jeans"
15. shoulder pads of any sort
16.real fur, there's something creepy about wearing something that was electricuted up the butt!
17. hair that looks like it hasnt been touched in years....purposefully (over plastic looking ranks up there too
18. ugg boots
19. beaded fringe(like leather and pony beads)
20. super skinniness! we were all built how God wanted us to be, and some of us were never meant to be a 2! :)

And btw, i do think those were my feet featured in a glamour ad in the don'ts for black flip flops and rolled flared jeans, but i had to run to the store in heel jeans and my feet hurt.....it will never happen again...I promise! :D