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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

who ya got in the bag? part 2: hide your kill

stories of me finding dead bodiesn and stuff just keep coming and coming. the other day i was walking into work, and i kept hearing this moaning sound that sounded like an injured small child. the parking lot behind the store had nothing but trash cans and other buildings for businesses so automatically was freaking out thinking someone dumped a kid. as i kept looking it got more faint. then a scream! as i ran towards the sound as fast as i could , i then heard a loud...OH yes! hit it harder baby! there were ppl doing it in the parking lot!
this reminds me of another blonde adventure. In our town, there is an old country road where alot of bad things happen, its spooky andit has plenty of places to hide. I was driving along it talking to a friend on the phone and getting footage for a movie i was making for her and i had to turn around in a field ( i love suv's!). as i was turning on a patch of mud, i had to slam on the brakes to miss hitting thios animal that came out of nowhere and was hurrled into a massive skid that landed me in some brush. as i got out of my car to asses the damage, i saw a partial skeleton greeting me from the brush. there was a ribcage that looked to be from a large child or a small woman and part of the spinal column. as i got closer, i could see where the top half was missing. After a lot of freaking out, i decided i was going to investigate ( while my friend screamed at me to call the police). Armed with my handy stick, i started poking in the bushes near the body ( but not too close to it due to the smell) and found nothing. as i started to dial the police, i noticed as i got closer, i could see what looked like body parts behind it....so i crept closer....and closer...AND THERE WAS THE DECAPITATED HEAD!!!!!!!!!!........of the hugest deer i have ever seen! gruesome sight, but not what i expected. just as i noticed this, the police answered the phone and i told them simply "never mind " and hung up the phone. see this is truely a horrifying story.....it took the police 10 minutes to answer the phone!