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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Types of people who are fun to people watch

Due to the misinterpretation (because of bad wording on my part) of my last post which was really about men in general and not just men at the bar, and due to the fact that due to high school-esque drama I will most likely be taking a hiatus from the bar scene, I have decided to make a list of the main people who are interesting to watch in general at any social scene, but especially at a bar, club or wal-mart

1. The dancing fool yes, we all have seen him....The 45 year old divorced man cutting some 80's style moves on the floor thinking he's the pimp while you're thinking that he must have had to take his cousin to his senior prom. The bad hair, bad moves, and bad smell all combine to create that unmistakable car wreck called "the one man electric slide">

2. The Heartbreakernot to be confused with the pimp (see #3) is that hot guy/ girl that every one wants, but no one can really have. I am actually close to a few of these and it is pretty interesting to see what people will do to get a chance with them and if one actually does, look out! There will be someone waiting to ruin it.

3. The Pimp this is pretty much the same guy as on my last list. He struts around, trying to appear manly and thinks he is so hot that it is funny....Literally!

4. The paranoid girlfriend How do you know when a woman is overly jealous? When she cusses out a woman for talking to her man AFTER finding out they are related!!! This category doesn't just go for girlfriends, it also goes for men, wives, and prospects of #2.

5. The Dirty old man If you ever smell old spice....RUN!!!!!!!!! You are most likely about to be caught by the DOM!!! The 50-95 year old man who is there only for the purpose of trying to get a 25 year old piece. He may seem nice at first...But before you know it his hand is in spots you didn't even know you had!

6. The fighting drunk/sudden pacifist this is the person (most the time a #4) who decides they are going to start a fight with someone, some how......Usually ending with the drunk running away scared because they realized they bit off more than they can chew.

7. The Drill sergeant mom Sometimes, I think she might have the right idea though!! This is the mother you see grocery shopping or in some other place, who has her children so trained, they don't dare fall out of formation. If they do, whoa buddy look out! They will get smoked. I actually saw one of these in action the other day at the store. Her oldest child stopped to look at a toy, and he got it! She made the other two hold onto the cart while she looked him straight in the eye...This is what happened:

mom: what were you doing!

boy: looking.

mom:do we look at the store? No! I don't think so. What do we do at the store?

boy: shop

mom:yes! Shop, not look! Now get behind your brother and sister and let's shop!

I am sure there are plenty more, and if you have one, let me know so I can add it on my list (as this is has kind of became a project of many) and I will add on as i think of it, but for now, i am heading to bed!

8. The shifty-eyed dad alot of times married to #7, this is the guy who is married and has 4 kids, but still likes to look at, and unfortunately comment on, younger unmarried women. Alot like the DOM, this dad is not afraid to let you know what he thinks.